Monday, September 11, 2006

Anger management problem

So today during my classes, I made my students divide into groups to work on some stories that they had to come up with. Each group had a certain person to write about, i.e. Paris Hilton, George Bush, the Pope, etc. and tell what they did this past weekend. I knew it was gonna be interesting, but had no idea what they were gonna come up with for MY weekend. It's always fun to include myself as someone they would write about. Anyway, apparently they must think I have some type of anger management problem, which is just baffling since I haven't gotten mad once. In fact, I tend to laugh a lot during class. Let me just convey the story that they made up about my weekend--So I was working at Niffer's Friday night (true), and some guy that was there got really drunk and I got mad at him (also probably true). He then proceeded to hurl a beer bottle at me (not so true, but would be entertaining). After leaving work I went to the gas station where I saw the guy that had thrown the glass object at my head. (Here is where the fun part comes in) I proceeded to douse the guy with gasoline straight from the pump and then set him on fire. What??!? I knew my students had active imaginations, but this just takes the cake.

5 comments:

Lerra said...

Hmmm...interesting. Yeah, I guess I could see that happening.

:-) Just kidding.

Anonymous said...

I know I would be scared of you. i remember how we used to fight over the front seat when carpooling to preschool! :)

John Owens said...

saw your comment on Ryan's blog. You should come up one Tuesday night to 7:22. It's awesome. Usually 7:30 to a little after 9:00. So you could make it back to Auburn before 11:00 easily.

Let me know if you want to come up sometime.

Ashley @ pure and lovely said...

I just laughed so hard. that was hilarious. im sure they just wrote that cause they know its the opposite of the truth. hilarious.

Ryan Adair said...

Have you noticed that I have never put gas in my car when we were together? Something to think about.